Write a Caption for This Photo: Dog

Photo: State Library of NSW
 
UPDATE: We've selected the top three captions! Which is your favorite?

1) Help! My human is missing and she's not micro-chipped! (LynnAnonymous)

2) Hello, I am inquiring about the reward for the lost dog. (Donna Schmieley)

3) Sorry I couldn't call from the house, the cat's starting to get suspicious. (Whip)

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Every Thursday we post a funny animal photo that's begging for a caption. Join in the fun and add your suggestion in the Comments section below. On Monday we'll choose our three favorite captions and list them under the image.
 
Check out our top choices from last week’s photo of a seal and boobies, and all previous weeks. 
 
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