Write a Caption for This Photo: Penguin and Albatross

Wandering albatross and king penguin, Ratmanof Beach, Kerguelen Island, Indian Ocean. Credit: StormPetrel1/ CC BY-NC-ND 2.0
  
UPDATE 4/16/2012: A big thanks to all of you funny folks who wrote captions for last week's contest! We've narrowed down the entries to these three; now it's up to you, dear readers, to vote for the winner.

 
Every week we post a funny animal photo that's begging for a caption. Join in the fun and add your suggestion in the Comments section below. On Monday we'll choose our three favorite captions and list them under the image.
 
Check out our top choices from last week’s photo of bison, and all previous weeks. 
  
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